He wouldn't stop talking. Ugh. We ended up sleeping together. We just made out hardcore...im a changed girl now people. But the whole night he wouldn't stop holding me and spooning me. I was like get away! I would push him away and he would come right on back. Plus it didn't help that we were in a not even full-size bed (reminding you I am 5'9 and he is 6'3). ANYWAY, we woke up... awkward as fuck, so I went downstairs to get away from the jolly green giant. We had to get his car because we had driven together to my friend's place, and so we got in the car....Kei$ha comes on the radio. All of a sudden he starts dancing and says i love KeiSha!!! Um I'm hungover and tired as fuck because your leech-ass wouldn't stop groping me. I was so turned off, and to make matters worse randomly he said, "I wanna name my child Cancer so that I could beat Cancer everyday." That wasn't funny. I told him that. I said, "was that a joke?" Uhhhhh get the hell outta my car freak.
So before that night all happened I accidentally agreed to hang out with him that next day. I was excited until that morning when I found out more about him. He picked me up, and when he saw me he literally said, "I'm all clean now and fresh so I'm just going to go for it." THEN LANDED ONE ON ME. I was NOT expecting that at all. Ugh.
He did open all the doors for me which was sweet, but that's about it. So anyway, we get to the art festival, and it was so awesome with cool vendors, beautiful weather, and unique artists. All of a sudden he goes, oh lets stop by my brother's tent. Um, your brothers? Okayyyyy...... I met his bro which was kinda weird but overall fine. Then we walked a little more, and then I hear him go "Hey Mom!" Yea, I met his mom. I feel bad because she was so sweet, but come on buddy... meeting your mom and brother on the first date without even telling me? Holy Shit Dude. Too much. Too soon. I met you LITERALLY 6 days ago. I would probably meet your mom after 6 Months, not 6 days fool. So we got a smoothie, and walked around the park which was cute, but I felt that our personalities just didn't click. He kept telling me I was shy and that he wanted to open me up. Motherfucker I am shy at first, but you don't say that to someone first of all, and second of all no one can compare to your weirdass loud mouth self. On the way home he asked if I wanted to hang out more at my place, and I said I had plans with my friend. Lie. I was looking at his music on his Ipod...all I can remember really was Kei$ha, Lady GaGa, and Glee. I said, "you like Glee?" He said, "yea I fucking love Glee!" I said, "So you like jamm out to it and dance and sing to it in the car? He said, "oh yea all the time." I said in my head, "get me the fuck out of here." (by the way I hate glee and think it's weird as fuck).
He updates his status every second. And tagged me in wall posts, comments on my statuses, and just is way too much for me. He even said that his extra Miller Lt. cans were extra calories and wanted to get rid of them (inside I was screaming I want them!!) AND he talked about my frozen mango margarita how there is so much sugar and calories. I wanted to splash his gin & tonic in his face. Obviously I do not care about how many calories or sugar is in this amazing margarita. I want it so shut up.
I like to drink, lay out, and drink at the beach. He likes to dig 7 foot holes as I found out. I'm not into that, and if we were at the beach and he did that, I would push him in and tell him to stay there until I finished my margarita.
