Sunday, July 31, 2011

Date 13, Karl

I met Karl when I was at the lake with my best friend for July 4th. I should have known better not to take this kid seriously when he fell off the boat and hit his head on the deck because he was so drunk. We had a lot of fun at the lake, and I was excited to hear from him that next week. We ended up going to Kennedy's for drinks and appetizers and dinner. It was a lot of fun. We had great conversation, and the beer was really good.
So the next weekend we all went out together with a bunch of people. He met my friends, and he ended up being really clingy the whole night. He would poke me and not have anything to talk about. Then he wanted to dance, and I wasn't into it. I wanted to dance with other guys but every time I turned around he was always there to back it up. Ughh leave me alone! He was just a little too out of control. We went outside to get a cab and he would not leave me alone. He ended up grabbing my face and kissing me, and he grabbed my ass. He ended up calling me at 4 am, the next day twice, and texting way too much. Yikes... its always too good to be true.

Ok it's Date 12. Cody the nub.

So this fine ass country boy took me out on a date in NoDa. Cody and I have known each other for about 3 years. We lived next to each other in college. I just never have thought of him in the romantic way. We had a great time, and he had traveled 45 minutes in his loud ass truck to come pick me up. Such a sweet guy.

But, the thing is he is just soooooo country. Which isnt a bad thing but he wears wife beaters and fishes all the time. Fishing is boring. Unless you give me a beer and I catch something in the first 5 minutes im gone. I'll fish for sharks on a boat, as long as its sunny and I can get a tan while waiting for that little fucker.
Anyway, there is one more thing. He has a nub on his ring finger :( . It got cut off by some piece of equipment when he was 8. Poor guy. But I always think about wedding photos if I were to marry him and our hands together with our rings.... it would be a nub and a beautiful hand. Whatever. Thats shallow.

So a couple weeks after that date he invited me to see Dierks Bentley in Boone. I told him I didnt have the funds for that right now, but I would love to. He ended up buying my ticket, driving me up there, and paying for every meal and drink I consumed. What a sweet boy. So i mean I thought that I should sleep with him for payback for all that. Thats fair right? Too bad I blacked out hooking up. It must have been those 15 drinks I had from earlier. So the next weekend he ended up coming here after the bar to sleep here. I drove him back to his home town, and he put $40 worth of gas in my car. What a sweet boy. We got to his house and he leaves me with this parents while he changed!!! I had to start up a conversation with these country folks after I dropped their son off from my house. They were probably thinking I was such a slut. My short shorts and messy hair didn't help either. After that awkward moment we went to a movie and lunch. I had such a great time..... guess we will have to see where this takes us.

He is one of the sweetest guys ive ever met in my life. He would treat me so well and be the best boyfriend.