Pub Crawl

Hellllooooooo, calling all match dates! Meet me at the corner of Tyron and College St. I saw 4 Match people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I saw Adam, saw Clint, saw Steve (douche), this other guy I forgot to email back, and this kid Brian (who is so desperate) was trying to meet up. I'm sorry but what do you NOT get about someone not responding to your text messages and not wanting to meet you. Last wednesday Brian texted me "hey". I didn't respond. Then he said "Hey what are you up to tonight?" I didn't respond. Then he said "Wanna go to a Bobcats game?" I didn't respond. I know that is mean but his name freaks me out because it was my ex's name. So that night of the Pub Crawl he texted me "Hey what are you doing." AFTER I HAD NOT RESPONDED 3 past times. I said "Pub Crawl." He said "Want to me up?" I didn't respond.

Oh by the way, when I saw that dumbass Steve, he was wearing like umbro pants. ew. Then he was on the phone and was like hey and like walked away as if he was on an important phone call. I was so glad he walked away from me, and later that night he texted me "Hey sorry I walked away from you, I had to meet my buddy, how was your night?" I didn't respond. I hope he doesn't contact me again.

Date 9 Wade

So the other night I went to meet this kid at Coco Osteria, a really nice Italian restaurant in uptown. I sipped on some pino noir as I waited for this guy to park, and when he met me he looked shy. We sat down and he didn't take his coat off for about 15 minutes (weird). So I could tell he was a little shy, I mostly did the talking because I am a professional 1st dater. So this guy knows like all of my friends who went to UNCW. He seems like the shy guy who didn't talk much but secretly knew who everyone was. Hmm, so at the end of dinner we had the bill. He gave his card to the server, and he came back to tell him his card was declined. Uhhhhhhhh. So he tried another card, declined. Uhhhhhhhh. So this guy went to the atm and apparently there was a security block on his card so he couldn't get any money out. Uhhhhhhhhh WHAT? So luckily, he had $20 in cash. Oh fuck, really...really? so I paid the rest ($30 something).  But seriously, I mean I felt kinda bad BUT you freaking asked me out on this date and I have to pay? I wouldn't have ordered all those drinks!!! Ugh so I was turned off by it even though I kinda felt bad. I mean not really. Dude if you are going on a date, you need to be prepared. He asked if he could see me again, and I was like yea of course (a part of me was thinking "yea you can take me out until we are even bucko"). Overall the date was good though... I felt bad for the guy....

Date 8 David # 2 (SWD)

Actually this was more like a "lets meet up and get wasted" date. This was sort of random but I met this hottie at Mooseheads Pub. Of course he looked better in his pictures but he was still very good looking. So he was with his 38 year old married friend. Wtf? Anyway, they started buying me drinks and shots and we had a great time. The rest of the night started to turn blurry, and we accidently got dumb and drunk. We ended up making out. Thats all I can remember. But the dude is interviewing in Florida, and he is getting the job. So he is sketch, and I think he just wants a hook up. Sorry man, I ain't like that no more!

Date 7- Clint (Date 2)

Last weekend Clint texted me "Hey babe how was your weekend, I wanna see you this week." Ok. I do NOT like the nickname "babe." It reminds me of the cute little pig in that movie Babe. So when a guy calls me that I'm like what I'm a pig? But anyway, he wanted to get together, and I was thinking you know maybe we should try this out again. So he picked me up in his nice loaded jeep grande cherokee. We went to this awesome Tapas Lounge/Sushi Bar called Soul. This place was cool. All the servers has tattoo sleeves. Anyway, we ordered some delicious food including fried goat cheese bruschetta and lamb lollipops. The whole time during the date though all I thought about was how bad I wanted to watch the new episode of the Bachelor I was missing. Is that bad? So after we finished dinner he asked if I wanted to go to a local bar and as the nice person I am, I was like whatever is fine. Ugh. We went to this bar, and I just wanted to go home and watch the bachelor. I had this whole idea in my head of how I'm gonna make him NOT like me anymore so it would be easier to let go so I wouldnt have to break it to him and tell him I just want to be friends. So I pulled out the "psycho" girl in me and talked about my ex's, relationships, my future, how I'm scared to get into a relationship, how I'm slow at starting a relationship, blah blah blah. Well that shit backfired and it made him like me even more. COME ON now, really? He was like "yeah I feel the same way" and I'm like "fuck, you do?" He did get some points though when he said I had this sexy quiet confidence. Hmm...good one buddy. He is a great guy and fun to hang out with, but when I think about kissing him and being romantic... I dont have that attraction toward him. That's a problem. :(

Date 6 Tom

So I woke up last Sunday at 12:20 pm.... my date was at 1 pm for lunch. I felt like a train had run over me because I was so freaking hung over from the night before. Ugh whenever I start the night out by saying " I want to get black out belligerent drunk" it never goes well. So after I got over the fact that I ate a whole box of macaroni and cheese last night at 3 am I pulled myself out of bed to get ready. I couldn't find ANYTHING to wear so I just wore what I had on from the night before...what a dirty whorebag. So I met this Jolly Green Giant at Loco Lime (He was 6'5 dayyyummm thats what I'm talkin about!). Right as we were getting a table he starts talking about how his friend played a joke on him and put his number on craigslist for an ad about a goat farm. So he had like 15 voicemails this morning. Whoopiedoo 31 year old. Anyway, I felt like shit so I wasnt myself, but I pushed through the date. We both worked at Outback hah, annnnd he travels Monday-Friday. Thats really all I can remember. I think I was still drunk on that date. So he was cool and all, but I'm like uhhhhh when would I EVER see you? Also, he was like "yea all the girls I know that turn 28-29 start turning crazy and want to get married and shit; I'm in no rush"... and I'm thinking uhhh ya because they may want to start a life and a family. On the other hand, you are 31 and single. Are you waiting for retirement in order to get married?

Date 5 Clint

Well this was a refreshing date. This guy wrote great professional emails so I thought it would be cool to meet up. He was a great guy, good conversation, and um amazing food! We went to this really nice place called 15 North. To be honest though I was kind of more into the butternut squash casserole than him. I really liked how he is into his job, but when I thought about the date in all I thought I had met a good friend. Gosh I felt so bad for this guy. He was so nice and intelligent.. but WHY dont I like him? Hmm...maybe a 2nd date will change my mind?